dry martinis? Or witch hazel in a glass??

YUCK.... my mom ordered a dry martini, with the olives that you always see people drinking like on Wall street or the real housewives of Orange county or NYC, or whatever other city they have found rich housewives that have way too much crap that they don't even know about. I am not a huge drinker, but I like certain cocktails, and I LOVE olives so I was excited. She took a sip and was like yoweeeeeee. I took one sniff of it and gagged, I let the drink touch my lips and then I licked them and I almost puked. You might as well pour rubbing alcohol in a nice martini glass, throw two big princess olives on a tooth pick and suck it down because that's basically what you ordered.